Smiles from the pews

Its been noted that everyone needs to laugh each day - so enjoy a few these "smiles from the pews"

A Sunday School teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied...."because people are sleeping!"

Six year old Angie and her four year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel and a friend were giggling, and talking out loud during church. Finally, Angie turned to them and said, "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" asked Joel. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? they're hushers!"

I have many funny stories from when I taught school.... here's one that still makes me smile!
I taught 4th grade at a Christian school, and one day our boys bathroom drains plugged up. Gaspare Caladrino (yes, that was his real name!!!) asked if he could put an "out of order" sign on the door. When he was done, this is what the sign read...."out of odor!!!"